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Deer in your basement. What do you do?

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  • What do you do about a deer in your basement?

    • Call the game warden

      Votes: 5 45.5%
    • Leave a pile of poop next to the deer’s poop

      Votes: 1 9.1%
    • Secretly put him down (in your freezer)

      Votes: 5 45.5%
    • Challenge him to a fight fir your wife’s honor

      Votes: 0 0.0%

    • Total voters
      11
    • Poll closed .

    deemus

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    what do you do?


    Guns International
     

    Sam7sf

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    In all seriousness I voted to put him down. Not because of wanting the meat or doing anything illegal but it’s extremely possible it will freak out and cause massive damages to items that can’t be replaced and risk serious bodily harm to people. I’d make the effort to get it out but would be ready. My answer is based on where I live too. My answer should be titled: I’ll try to save it but if it goes south it’s dead.

    Lol that’s my legal word phuk answer
     
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    baboon

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    Out here by the lake!
    Animals that get real riles up are releasing lots of adrenaline into their blood streams, and that can effect the taste of the meat.

    On another note as a kid in the late 60's a whitetail got inside the local grocery story & tore it up real good. Getting Ito house was pretty common too. As the farm lands were developed the deer had no where else to go.

    As the farms lands ran low the areas near wetlands were developed, with that was the flocks of migrating geese loosing habitats. Welcome to my brand new goose shit encrusted community.
     

    candcallen

    Crotchety, Snarky, Truthful. You'll get over it.
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    2   0   0
    Jul 23, 2011
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    Little Elm
    what do you do?


    Call @Hoji And have backstraps for dinner.
     
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