Doctors VS Gun Owners

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  1. MadMo44Mag

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    Stolen from another site:lolz:
    Doctors vs Gun owners

    Doctors

    (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

    (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

    Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.

    Now think about this:

    Guns

    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)

    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

    (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

    Statistics courtesy of FBI

    So, statistically, doctors are approximately

    9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

    Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do..'

    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT

    ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

    We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

    Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on
    lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!
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  2. DCortez

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    How many die in cars every year? How many liberals want to ban cars?

    Not counting Prince Charles, lol.
     
  3. TSU45

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    Good thing I gave up doctors years ago.
     
  4. TxEMTP69

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    lol... on a not so funny side, most doctor's have you fill out a demographic sheet when you become a new patient, new question the forms for alot of docs, do you own a firearm, if yes, how many
     
  5. TSU45

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    The correct answer would be NO.
     
  6. GM.Chief

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    LOL
     
  7. MadMo44Mag

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    I pass them back blank.
    If they demand them filled out I walk out while making a very loud scene.
    It is none of the business!!!!:mad0071:
     

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