Dog Ate $1,000 in Cash

[barstoolguru]

According to United Press International, Christy Lawrenson said her husband was puzzled to find pieces of $100 bills scattered around the room when he came home for lunch on Monday.


all I can say is I am glad I didn't have to take that money to the bank

Dog Ate $1,000 in Cash

 

[TheDan]

My dog ate my rent, I swear!

 

[fuelfather]

That dog may have become homeless. What kind of idgit leaves $1000 kaying around where the dog can get to it.

 

[shortround]

The cat ate my car keys and I was late for work.

Be well.

 

[TrailDust]

Okay, fess up, how many of you would be picking up your dog's poop and looking for the pieces after they came out the back end?

I thought so.

 

[M. Sage]

Give the dog a laxative and buy a colander...

 

[TrailDust]

Give the dog a laxative and buy a colander...

See what I mean? There's a lot of us who'd be piecing those bills together.....

 

[hkusp1]

A little tape and a lot of patience goes a long way in this situation. My lab is notorious for eating money, I have managed to find the other half of a $20 in his poo before and tape it back together.

 

[M. Sage]

See what I mean? There's a lot of us who'd be piecing those bills together.....

Dude, a grand is about a week's pay before Uncle Sam takes 1/3 of it away forever. Damn straight I'd feed Fido something to speed things up and sort through what comes out.

Yes, I'll sift through dog crap for a couple hours for what amounts to a week and a half in pay.

 

[TrailDust]

A little tape and a lot of patience goes a long way in this situation. My lab is notorious for eating money, I have managed to find the other half of a $20 in his poo before and tape it back together.

Dude, a grand is about a week's pay before Uncle Sam takes 1/3 of it away forever. Damn straight I'd feed Fido something to speed things up and sort through what comes out.

Yes, I'll sift through dog crap for a couple hours for what amounts to a week and a half in pay.

This thread has totally made my day....