Don't forget about next saturday!

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  1. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

    Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does..
    So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
    Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
    It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.




     


  2. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    :lolz::lolz::lolz::lolz: But I have to go hunny it's my duty as an American.
     
  3. rsayloriii

    rsayloriii TGT Addict

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    :rofl:


    :patriot::texas:
     
  4. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    I thought this was so funny that I also posted it on another gun forum I sometimes go to. The adminstrator immediately took it down.

    Which proves that some forums are just more funner than others!:tongueout:
     
  5. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    I don't bother participating in other boards. I have a general idea of what the limits are here, we have a good crowd, and don't have a lot of know-it-alls that haven't taken a dump in a week.

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  6. Maverick88

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    I am ready for my patriotic duty! :patriot: :rofl:
     
  7. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    +1 I was visiting another one for a while but I don't go there hardly at all anymore.
     

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