FALL Classes for Women

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  1. MadMo44Mag

    MadMo44Mag TGT Addict

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    FALL Classes for Women at
    THE
    ADULT LEARNING CENTER


    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    By Friday October 30,2009

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
    .


    Class 1

    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

    Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..


    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.

    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
    Class 5
    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    At 7:00 PM
    Class 6
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.

    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
    Class 7
    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum
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    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
    Class 8
    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 9
    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
    Class 10
    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.

    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
    Class 11
    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
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    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
    Class 12
    How to Shop by Yourself.

    Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issuedto the survivors.
     


  2. navyguy

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    :rofl:
     
  3. okie556

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    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

    Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..


    Don't even get me started on this one!! 43 years and counting and she still doesn't get it! Oh...she can go to the thermostat and do it okay...she just can't say it correctly. It's cool in here.....I'm gonna turn the thermostat down a little. Or baby.....it's cold in here....go turn the AC down! I usually correct her but then it's....you know what the hell I mean....just do it! Women......gotta love em!
     
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    :rofl:
     
  5. DCortez

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    What happened to Mo? Dunno, he was posting on TGT when he fell onto that frying pan 50 times.
     
  6. MadMo44Mag

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    Oh not any more DC!
    A free man I am!!!:happy0001:
    I am surprised Shorts hasn't been by to flame me yet! LOL!!!!:icon_popcorn::rofl:
     
  7. DCortez

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    She's heating up the frying pan :rofl:
     
  8. MadMo44Mag

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    No doubt!!!
    My ass is feeling a little warm - oh no that's the frijoles!
     
  9. TexasR.N.

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    Congrats to the OP. That was hilarious!

    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
    My personal favorite^.

    Craig
     
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    Payback - The thrill of the kill with bonus session: The Stalk, enrolling now
    Instructor: Shorts
     

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