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  • baboon

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    "Women are like roads.
    The more curves they have,
    the more dangerous they are."

    --Mae West

    Also by her:

    “When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.”
    “You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.”
    “For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.”
    “Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money.”
    “Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.”
    “It is better to be looked over than overlooked.”
    “To err is human, but it feels divine.”
    “I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.”
    “Sex is emotion in motion.”
    “I'm a good woman for a bad man.”
    “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
    “I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
    “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
    “She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”
    “Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
    “You are never too old to become younger!”
    “A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”
    “I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.”
    "It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.”
    “A hard man is good to find.”
    “Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.”
    “A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
    “Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.”
     

    Glenn B

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    We are the people our parents warned us about. (Bill Schmitt - right after (or maybe during, memory is a little foggy of that day for some reason:rolleyes:) the Grateful Dead concert Englishtown, NJ; September 03, 1977)
     

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    Since I gave up hope I feel much better. -Unknown

    Were you born stupid or do you have to work at it. -Me

    Expect nothing and you won’t be disappointed.
    -I think this was some sort of Chinese proverb or something.


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    GPtwins

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    We all heard of the ID10T error

    and PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

    there is also. LNOK error. Loose Nut On Keyboard


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    Don't puke on me but it may've been said by Dean Wormer to Flounder.
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    "There's gonna come a day where you pussies are so hungry you are gonna say, Boy I wish Drill Sergeant Martinez was here with a can of beannie weenies".

    -Drill Sergeant Martinez (while eating a can of beannie weenies)



    "Shoot em in the leg, that way they can still answer questions"
    - Pvt Childers in Iraq

    "What if they don't speak English Chill?"
    - Pvt Gurlee

    "Everyone speaks M-16 dummy"
    - Pvt Childers




    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
    - General John Sedgwick - May 9, 1864) , killed by a Confederate sharp-shooter at the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House.

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    Since I gave up hope I feel much better. -Unknown

    Were you born stupid or do you have to work at it. -Me

    Expect nothing and you won’t be disappointed.
    -I think this was some sort of Chinese proverb or something.


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    Expect everyone you encounter each day to be greedy, selfish, stupid and an asshole. You will never be disappointed when they are. Those that are not will be a pleasant surprise.
    Ist sgt. ret. M M Mize. One of the smartest "fools", or so I thought, I ever met. He taught me how not to be one.

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