> I finally got around to goin' bass fishin' this mornin', but after a
> while, I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a
> frog in its mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
>
> Knowin' the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I
> grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog out and put it into
> my bait bucket.
>
> Now my dilemma was how to release the snake without gettin' bit. I
> took out my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey into
> the snake's mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released
> him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishin' with
> the frog as bait.
>
> A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
> with two frogs in his mouth!
>
> And that's the truth
> while, I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a
> frog in its mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
>
> Knowin' the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I
> grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog out and put it into
> my bait bucket.
>
> Now my dilemma was how to release the snake without gettin' bit. I
> took out my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey into
> the snake's mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released
> him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishin' with
> the frog as bait.
>
> A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
> with two frogs in his mouth!
>
> And that's the truth