Florida man Darwin award winner

[Moonpie]

Florida man missing after trying to jet ski to Bahamas

Florida man Charles Walker has been declared missing after allegedly attempting to jet ski from Pompano Beach to the Bahamas.

nypost.com

LoL wut?

 

[Txhighlander]

Checks all the boxes for a future voter.

 

[Fishkiller]

The stupid in some people really do amaze me. Not really.

 

[single stack]

Yay Florida!
We’re number 1! We’re number 1!
I guess he’s number 2 out of luck.

 

[gll]

By the time they find him (should they find him), he probably won't have green eyes, but they should be able to identify him by his teeth...

 

[Mills]

Another TGT member gone missing, dang .

 

[skfullgun]

What could possibly go wrong? What an idiot…

 

[Moonpie]

He’s shark poop by now.

 

[Lonesome Dove]

FloriDuh!

 

[Bozz10mm]

Somewhere out there is a free jet ski floating around.

 

[TipBledsoe]

Somewhere out there is a free jet ski floating around.

… with an empty fuel tank

 

[Texan79423]

I can do it. No you can't, can too, can not.

 

[cycleguy2300]

Florida man missing after trying to jet ski to Bahamas

Florida man Charles Walker has been declared missing after allegedly attempting to jet ski from Pompano Beach to the Bahamas.

nypost.com

LoL wut?

People jetski to the Bahamas from Miami all the time. Couple hours there, hang out couple of hours back...

Надіслано з дому вашої мами за допомогою Tapatalk

 

[no2gates]

Why do all the funny stories start with "A Florida man..." ?

 

[Big Green]

It does sound like a fun trip, I’d give it a try.

 

[billtool]

Winner of the Darwin Award.

 

[V-Tach]

How much was his life insurance policy?

 

[billtool]

What caliber for the Darwin Award?

 

[Wudidiz]

I didn’t even know that Ford made a jetski

 

[candcallen]