Friday funny

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Pony, Aug 29, 2008.

  1. Pony

    Pony Member

    May 17, 2008
    Azle, TX
    The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.
    I went into the local store . I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
    I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"
    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
    He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
    Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
    Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.
    The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, "Obama in '08".
    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.

  2. 308nato

    308nato TGT Addict

    Thats good:rofl::rofl:
  3. Skip

    Skip TGT Addict

    Aug 26, 2008
    NW San Antonio
  4. SIG_Fiend

    SIG_Fiend Administrator TGT Supporter Admin

    Feb 21, 2008
    Austin, TX
    Hehe, awesome. Now that Obama supporter can practice redistributing some of his wealth to the county. ;)
  5. mac79912

    mac79912 Well-Known

    Mar 4, 2008

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