Friday funny

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Pony, Aug 29, 2008.

  1. Pony

    Pony Member

    May 17, 2008
    Azle, TX
    The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.
    I went into the local store . I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
    I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"
    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
    He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
    Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
    Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.
    The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, "Obama in '08".
    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.

  2. 308nato

    308nato TGT Addict

    Thats good
  3. Skip

    Skip TGT Addict

    Aug 26, 2008
    NW San Antonio

  4. SIG_Fiend

    SIG_Fiend Administrator TGT Supporter Admin

    Feb 21, 2008
    Austin, TX
    Hehe, awesome. Now that Obama supporter can practice redistributing some of his wealth to the county. ;)
  5. mac79912

    mac79912 Well-Known

    Mar 4, 2008

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