Funny Picture - Video Thread III

[Harry_Gorilla]

Rest in peace.

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2019. Forgot it was my 59th birthday, or that we had backstage passes. My sons first concert in Lewisville. He was the only one with a proper lighter. A pic of him on the side of the stage. Crappy quality because of the darkness. I have the greatest son on the Earth. I've had the greatest life. My 11th time seeing them in concert. Still have VIP tickets to see them in Abilene on Dec 7th. Was going to be a surprise to Will. 2nd row, seats 6-7. Yes; I'm wearing my SIG shirt.

 

[cycleguy2300]

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Because the FN still has its bloody purse handle?

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[SARGE67]

 

[Coiled]

Where are the old guys?

 

[BMF500]

Jane Curtin:
Dan, times change, and so does the nature of relationships. People are reluctant to get married these days, and looking at divorce statistics, who can blame them? But the lack of a sheet of paper does not mean the lack of a total commitment. A woman in this modern-day relationship may well give up all her own personal pursuits; as Michelle Marvin claims she did; to give her full support to her man's career. And Michelle Marvin is just asking that the courts recognize that reality. Dan, there's an old saying: Behind every successful man, there's a woman. A loving, caring, giving, woman. But you wouldn't know anything about that, Dan, because there's no old saying about what's behind a miserable failure.

Dan Aykroyd:
Jane, you ignorant slut. Bagged-out, dried up slunk meat like you and Michelle Triola know the rules: if you want a contract, sign on the dotted line. Oh, but let's all shed a tear for poor Michelle Triola. There was only testimony that she had had sexual intercourse over forty times with another man while living with actor Lee Marvin. But I suppose that sort of fashionable promiscuity means nothing to someone like you, Jane, who hops from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap Ham Radio. But Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and Michelle Triola, like a screeching, squealing, rapacious swamp sow, is after actor Lee Marvin's last three million dollars. I guess what you and Michelle Triola are saying is, while you're on your backs, the meter's running. Well, please spare us galls, and tell us the rates at the top. Then we can choose which two-bit parts and bargain basement sluts to shack up with.

 

[Coiled]

^^^dafaq?^^^

I thought the gag was a joke, maybe not

 

[TheDan]

 

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[craigntx]

Chef work didn't work out so good

 

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