funny sigs

DCortez

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Jan 28, 2009
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Houston, Cy-Fair
What are the funniest sigs you've seen lately? I ran across this gem.

Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

 

DrBart2

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Mar 10, 2008
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Burleson
[FONT]Sometimes opportunity knocks. Other times, you have to roam the streets until you find it, beat it over the head, and drag it back to your place kicking and screaming... Where you have your pit already prepared... Some nice swing albums from the forties, a couple of car batteries, a fifty-pound bag of lime, bottle of ether... Wait, what were talking about again?[/FONT]
 

DoubleActionCHL

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Jun 23, 2008
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Spring, Texas
I love the turd sig. I had that one a while back. Right now I'm considering:

OBAMA: Swahili for "The biggest mistake in American history."

or

DEMOCRATS: Helping Americans strive for mediocrity since FDR.
 

DoubleActionCHL

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Jun 23, 2008
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Spring, Texas
OneBigAssMistakeAmerica
Yes! Or the wildly popular dyslexic Buck Ofama.
 
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