funny sigs

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  1. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    What are the funniest sigs you've seen lately? I ran across this gem.

    Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

    :lolz:
     


  2. 40Arpent

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    "The doctor told me I have A.D.D., but I don't think he...Hey look, a chicken!"
     
  3. robocop10mm

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    There is no such thing as A.D.D. It is actually A.W.D.



    A$$ Whippin' Deficient.
     
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    I was going to bust your chops for veering off topic, but I guess you could use that as a sginature line. :happy0001:
     
  5. DCortez

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    I always told my kids, I never got a spanking I liked, and I only got 10% of what I deserved. :rofl:

    Kids these days are heavy on medication and light on discipline.
     
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    Bust my chops for veering off topic? You veered, I followed and we both ended up in the ditch.
     
  7. 40Arpent

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    :rofl:
     
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    [FONT]Sometimes opportunity knocks. Other times, you have to roam the streets until you find it, beat it over the head, and drag it back to your place kicking and screaming... Where you have your pit already prepared... Some nice swing albums from the forties, a couple of car batteries, a fifty-pound bag of lime, bottle of ether... Wait, what were talking about again?[/FONT]
     
  9. DoubleActionCHL

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    I love the turd sig. I had that one a while back. Right now I'm considering:

    OBAMA: Swahili for "The biggest mistake in American history."

    or

    DEMOCRATS: Helping Americans strive for mediocrity since FDR.
     
  10. DoubleActionCHL

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    Yes! Or the wildly popular dyslexic Buck Ofama.
     

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