Give till it hurts

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  1. MadMo44Mag

    MadMo44Mag TGT Addict

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.


    The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'


    'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'


    The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'


    'About a gallon'
     


  2. MuddyWaterMan

    MuddyWaterMan Active Member

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    Now THAT is funny!
     
  3. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    Two hell, take five!!!
     
  4. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    HAHAHAHA

    Stealing and emailing!
     
  5. GM.Chief

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    Roflmfao!!!!
     
  6. 308nato

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    Hey man heres two gallons and if you want more just ask.:rofl:
     
  7. cuate

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    Can they use a few gallons of diesel ?
     

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