SloppyShooter
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Bo Roberts always said alcohol only kills the weak brain cells. Well, apparently, damn near all of mine were weak, so I need a brain transplant.
Found a guy that does small engine repair and brain transplants on the side. A white brain is $200,000!!! An Asian brain is $400,000!!!! A black brain is $50,000. Sensing a trend, I asked how much for a Mexican brain.
To my surprise , he said $1,000,000. I said, why so much? He said; those things are like brand new, never been used!!!
( A Hispanic bud of mine told me this!!)
Anyway , please help , I need a brain.
Found a guy that does small engine repair and brain transplants on the side. A white brain is $200,000!!! An Asian brain is $400,000!!!! A black brain is $50,000. Sensing a trend, I asked how much for a Mexican brain.
To my surprise , he said $1,000,000. I said, why so much? He said; those things are like brand new, never been used!!!
( A Hispanic bud of mine told me this!!)
Anyway , please help , I need a brain.
