Cornyn: Judge Sotomayor, what is your position on the Second Amendment?
Sotomayor: I like ice cream.
Cornyn: Your honor, do you believe that states have the right to disregard the Second Amendment?
Sotomayor: Michael Jackson could dance really well.
Cornyn: One last question, your Honor. What did you mean when you stated that a latina woman with your rich heritage could make better judicial decisions than a white male?
Sotomayor: And this little piggy said WEE WEE WEE all the way.
Cornyn: Thank you, your Honor. This has been most enlightening.