Great joke that's also horribly accurate!:

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  1. lalonguecarabine

    lalonguecarabine A legend in my own mind! TGT Supporter

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    [FONT]POST TURTLE

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his being our president.

    The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''..
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

    The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
    'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.

    :2cents:
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  2. Wolfwood

    Wolfwood Self Appointed Board Chauvinist TGT Supporter

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    +10:lolz::lolz:
     
  3. DCortez

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    oldie but a goodie
     
  4. MadMo44Mag

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    True and sadly the American public is getting the post right up the crapper!
     
  5. BurkGlocker

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    Obammy on a stick...
     
  6. lalonguecarabine

    lalonguecarabine A legend in my own mind! TGT Supporter

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    ...scariest looking Pez dispenser I'VE ever seen!
    :lolz:
     
  7. Shorts

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    lol

    silly turtle
     
  8. lalonguecarabine

    lalonguecarabine A legend in my own mind! TGT Supporter

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    :rofl:
    ... + 1 on that, dude!
     

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