Didn't even need hotdogs tongs to wipe with? Outstanding
Inside joke.
After my last back surgery they gave me a kit with hotdogs tongs in it. I said I won't be grilling fir a few weeks so what's this for. The nurse said you wrap TP around them and wipe your butt. I looked at her like WTF? I had a dozen back surgeries up till that point. Wiping my own ass was never a problem. Axxe laughed his ass off when I told him the story.
