From: http://abc13.com/news/sheriffs-office-sets-new-sex-policy/1187291/
Well alrighty then!
The Harris County Sheriff's Office has instituted a new policy that prohibits an employee from having sex with anyone who is related to an active investigation.
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"Welcome to the theater of the absurd. It should never be necessary that you have to explain to the investigating officer that having sex with the eyewitness is a no go," said criminal defense attorney Patrick McCann.
Well alrighty then!