I'm gonna be an ass. Possums only live in Austrailia. We have Opossums.
Well you're half right.I'm gonna be an ass. Possums only live in Austrailia. We have Opossums.
Yep, I forgot they live in Indonesia tooWell you're half right.
How to say you are a yankee without saying “I’m a yankee”I'm gonna be an ass. Possums only live in Austrailia. We have Opossums.
That's much more tactful than I was thinking.How to say you are a yankee without saying “I’m a yankee”
Tell me how you really feelThat's much more tactful than I was thinking.
Actually I have been here for 42 years. I just had to put my foot in my mouth.How to say you are a yankee without saying “I’m a yankee”
How is the filet of sole today?Actually I have been here for 42 years. I just had to put my foot in my mouth.
Yeah, well, there was some cultural sensitivity attached to that situation. Plus HR ran the plant instead of the managers.I would have completely ignored that instruction.
I can see that. But only if you splashed your bosses hot coffee on your wang while giving them their “sample”.Yeah, well, there was some cultural sensitivity attached to that situation. Plus HR ran the plant instead of the managers.
There were always incidents that were so stupid that it was hard to resist laughing about them. Like the guy who managed to injure himself while doing a drug test ("pee-in-a-cup").
You are thinking of Komodo Dragons.Just don't let one bite you. Their saliva is full of really, really nasty pathogens. Infection is assured and you'll be on heavy duty antibiotics for a couple months.
I chase off the one that cruises across my backyard early in the morning. It's always after my neighbor's chickens. Gardeners like possums because they eat slugs.
While I'm well aware of Komodo dragons and their bacteria-ridden bites, I wasn't thinking of them at all. I was thinking of possums, which have exactly the characteristics I described. Same defense/hunting mechanism due to parallel evolution.You are thinking of Komodo Dragons.
Have been nipped plenty of times over my life span as have several dogs and none of what you have described has been required.
As with any animal bite( or any open wound injury), generous amounts of soap and water go a long way to preventing infections.