That's good, and I didn't even have to read the entire thing.
But the irony was that last line. I just finished banging my head on the desk after seeing exactly that happen. Well not exact, the thread was not quite 4 months old.
I got some of those curly que things that don't put out much light but when you drop one you have to call Has-Mat or burn your house down. They say those curly ques will make us green or somethin???