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    benenglish

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    Why does this dirty limerick come to mind:
    All good limericks are dirty.

    I once had a terrible crush on a girl at work. She was amused by my limericks. By my count, I wound up memorizing almost a thousand of them.

    Naturally, she turned out to be crazy, made a major procedural error in her job that cost the organization over $40M and escaped punishment by banging the division chief and relocating with him to a different division in Austin.

    If I had at least retained the limericks I could say I got something useful from the relationship. As it is, maybe I can remember three?
     
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