I am feeling a little inadequate!

Discussion in 'Shotguns' started by cowboy45, Nov 19, 2009.

  1. cowboy45

    cowboy45 Active Member

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    I just read that Remington has produced over 10 million 870 shotguns and I only have 1 short one.
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    Oh Hell! I forgot about the 4 heavy loaded Mossys I got laying around.:lolz:,:texas:
     


  2. Buckles

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    id take 1 870 over 4 mossys
     
  3. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    I like my 870, but I should be getting a Mossy in the next 3 weeks or so (if my wife will let me) LOL so I can't make any quality claims just yet.
     
  4. okie556

    okie556 Well-Known

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    (if my wife will let me) Hey Big glad to see you have finally figured out the system on how to get a new gun!!:lolz:
     
  5. cowboy45

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    Skip lunch for a few weeks. Eat a large breakfast and dinner. Pay cash. Tell her your knocking off a few pounds to look better for her.:devil:
     
  6. Big country

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    LOL. That might just work. LOL
     
  7. cowboy45

    cowboy45 Active Member

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    Big Country, I forgot to mention one important part.
    To get it to the safe, you have to do the following.

    1 Rip the sleeve from your shirt. (left or right optional)

    2 Shove the unloaded long gun down your pant leg and run your belt through the trigger guard.

    3 Throw dirt and gravel on yourself and limp when you walk in.

    4 Tell her you stepped off the curb wrong and hurt your knee and you're headed to garage to get some ice.

    5 Quickly put gun in the safe and get ice, be sure and rebuckle your belt.

    6 All of the above actions may get you sympathy and a nice dinner, I am sure you could use a good meal after starving to hide the cash.

    7 If you dont have a fridge in the garage, this gives you a good excuse to buy one.

    8 DISCLAIMER: If at any point during this totally bogus action, you are found out, I have no knowledge of you ever being born, nor are you a member of any forum that I have read or ever been a member of ,from the beginning of time until now:texas:!
     
  8. RockUrGlock

    RockUrGlock New Member

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    I got a mossy (that I Fing love) so I am a mossy fan
     
  9. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    We need to talk :rofl:
     
  10. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    I'll have to make sure she doesn't come across this thread then. LOL! I like the plan but at the moment I don't have a safe or a garage so it's going to have to be a a very intricate plan executed flawlessly. But I think I could pull it off, We do have a rented storage facility across the street from the house I could hide it in until I have the proper opportunity to get it in the house. :happy0001:
     

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