I am feeling a little inadequate!

[cowboy45]

I just read that Remington has produced over 10 million 870 shotguns and I only have 1 short one.
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Oh Hell! I forgot about the 4 heavy loaded Mossys I got laying around.,

 

[Buckles]

id take 1 870 over 4 mossys

 

[Big country]

I like my 870, but I should be getting a Mossy in the next 3 weeks or so (if my wife will let me) LOL so I can't make any quality claims just yet.

 

[okie556]

I like my 870, but I should be getting a Mossy in the next 3 weeks or so (if my wife will let me) LOL so I can't make any quality claims just yet.

(if my wife will let me) Hey Big glad to see you have finally figured out the system on how to get a new gun!!

 

[cowboy45]

(if my wife will let me) Hey Big glad to see you have finally figured out the system on how to get a new gun!!

Skip lunch for a few weeks. Eat a large breakfast and dinner. Pay cash. Tell her your knocking off a few pounds to look better for her.

 

[Big country]

LOL. That might just work. LOL

 

[cowboy45]

Big Country, I forgot to mention one important part.
To get it to the safe, you have to do the following.

1 Rip the sleeve from your shirt. (left or right optional)

2 Shove the unloaded long gun down your pant leg and run your belt through the trigger guard.

3 Throw dirt and gravel on yourself and limp when you walk in.

4 Tell her you stepped off the curb wrong and hurt your knee and you're headed to garage to get some ice.

5 Quickly put gun in the safe and get ice, be sure and rebuckle your belt.

6 All of the above actions may get you sympathy and a nice dinner, I am sure you could use a good meal after starving to hide the cash.

7 If you dont have a fridge in the garage, this gives you a good excuse to buy one.

8 DISCLAIMER: If at any point during this totally bogus action, you are found out, I have no knowledge of you ever being born, nor are you a member of any forum that I have read or ever been a member of ,from the beginning of time until now!

 

[RockUrGlock]

I got a mossy (that I Fing love) so I am a mossy fan

 

[DCortez]

(if my wife will let me)

We need to talk

 

[Big country]

Big Country, I forgot to mention one important part.
To get it to the safe, you have to do the following.

1 Rip the sleeve from your shirt. (left or right optional)

2 Shove the unloaded long gun down your pant leg and run your belt through the trigger guard.

3 Throw dirt and gravel on yourself and limp when you walk in.

4 Tell her you stepped off the curb wrong and hurt your knee and you're headed to garage to get some ice.

5 Quickly put gun in the safe and get ice, be sure and rebuckle your belt.

6 All of the above actions may get you sympathy and a nice dinner, I am sure you could use a good meal after starving to hide the cash.

7 If you dont have a fridge in the garage, this gives you a good excuse to buy one.

8 DISCLAIMER: If at any point during this totally bogus action, you are found out, I have no knowledge of you ever being born, nor are you a member of any forum that I have read or ever been a member of ,from the beginning of time until now!

I'll have to make sure she doesn't come across this thread then. LOL! I like the plan but at the moment I don't have a safe or a garage so it's going to have to be a a very intricate plan executed flawlessly. But I think I could pull it off, We do have a rented storage facility across the street from the house I could hide it in until I have the proper opportunity to get it in the house.

 

[Big country]

We need to talk

We've already discussed it. the Mossy is to be my only Christmas present.

 

[Hawghauler]

The Hawg method is to buy the gun and add it to the rest. When mama asks the question.......where did that come from? or when did you get that? Say.........this old thing? I think about 1983.

 

[DCortez]

We've already discussed it.

There is no "I" in we.

 

[willygene]

yeah my kid says its spelled WII .

 

[Jeff-Tex]

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[junkyguns]

well just leave it in the truck till she is out then run out looking both directions down the street getto truck look again make sure coast is clear get gun in hand look again run like hell to the closet putgun in closet come out of closet with shirt or something in case she slipped in while you were drooling over your new gun and asked why were you in closet ...... a man can go into his closet a thousand times to get clothes shoes or a hat with out question go in there to put a gun out of sight once ...well ya'll all know what happens ....BUsted

 

[junkyguns]

What is a mossberg ??? are they infectious ??
if one remington is worth 4 mossy's I will need another room in the house !

 

[Big country]

Well she is Telling me that She wants to buy presents for folks now and then I can get my shotgun. I might have to put one of these tactics into play if she keeps going on this way.