I gotta post this BEFORE my wife gets home.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Skip, Aug 28, 2008.

  1. Skip

    Skip TGT Addict

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started."
    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."


    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he said with a deep sigh, "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
     


  2. 308nato

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    good one:rofl:
     
  3. Why you worried about when she gets home unless it her your talking about?
     
  4. zembonez

    zembonez TGT Addict

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    HA! I'd MAKE my wife post it! :D
     
  5. Skip

    Skip TGT Addict

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    Nah....just been on a blonde joke roll lately, and flooding her email inbox with them. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  6. Cyfer

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    haha nice
     
  7. brainiac

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    Thanks, made LOL.
     
  8. Trueno

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    dibs on Skip's ammo.


    :smoker:
     
  9. noelnkeith

    noelnkeith New Member

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    Why did I just think of Tono Romo & Jessica Simpson?
     
  10. mac79912

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:LOL
     

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