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  • Moonpie

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    Gunz are icky.
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    Younggun

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    Truly Epic...too many to run through.

    I had to say half because a lot of it is just build up to the punch. But even a lot of that is better.


    “I have not yet begun to defile myself”

    “You’re a daisy if you do”

    “I know, we’ll have a spelling contest”

    “You look like somebody just walked over your grave”

    “You’re no daisy. You’re no daisy at all”

    “Oh Johnny, I forgot you were there.”

    “Say when”

    “My hypocrisy goes only so far”

    Etc


    Haven’t seen it in a few years. Need to watch it again.




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    Dad_Roman

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    I had to say half because a lot of it is just build up to the punch. But even a lot of that is better.


    “I have not yet begun to defile myself”

    “My hypocrisy goes only so far”

    Haven’t seen it in a few years. Need to watch it again.
    Aaaa you missed one of my favorites.

    "Poor soul, the strain was more than he could bare"
     

    Younggun

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    Aaaa you missed one of my favorites.

    "Poor soul, the strain was more than he could bare"

    It’s interesting how that line plays in to the real life circumstances of his death.

    He was found shot in the head under the oak tree with one shot fired from his revolver. It was ruled as suicide.

    The movie plays it different with Doc killing him but leaving the story to follow what is believed to be historically accurate.


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    zackmars

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    Way of the gun has some good ones

    "I think a plan is a list of things that never happen"

    "There's always free cheese in a moustrap"

    "I never killed a man."

    "I didn't ask if you had."

    "You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification."

    "And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation."

    "I would say that's a big fucking qualifica—excuse me, a very important qualification."

    "No one's ever said that before…"

    "Have you ever asked?"

    "No."

    "You should."
     
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