I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ars and I'm all out of bubble gum

[BillFairbanks]

I don't like how they disarmed the citizens.

Wyatt Earp was really the bad guy


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[oldag]

The Duke:

“You're short on ears and long on mouth.”

“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”

"And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off."

 

[45tex]

He stuck his finger in your what?

 

[BRD@66]

He stuck his finger in your what?

 

[oldag]

Rick:
"Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade."

 

[FireInTheWire]

 

[baboon]

“I said, smiling very wide and droogie: ‘Well, if it isn’t fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.’ And then we started.”

 

[BRD@66]

"I’ve got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don’t intend to disappoint them all by getting myself 'slightly' killed." -Roger Thornhill

 

[BRD@66]

"He's got a daddy named Forrest too?"

 

[BRD@66]

"These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest." - M. Vito,

 

[SQLGeek]

My favorite Tombstone line. This whole exchange is just excellent:

"Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him."

O Brother Where Art Thou? is chock full of good lines:

"Well ain't this place a geographical oddity?! Two weeks from everywhere!"

"Thank you folks! And remember, Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws!"

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

All brought to you by the perverted commies in hollyweird and a few from jolly old yUK.

 

[Dad_Roman]

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Oh man. Dont start with all that. Lol

“Go tell mamma bring my field knife!”

Next reunion we need to get Dustin to do his Payne impressions. He will have us all rollin.


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[TxStetson]

My favorite Tombstone line. This whole exchange is just excellent:

"Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him."

O Brother Where Art Thou? is chock full of good lines:

"Well ain't this place a geographical oddity?! Two weeks from everywhere!"

"Thank you folks! And remember, Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws!"

Damn! We're in a tight spot.

 

[baboon]

Karl Childers: Not funny ha-ha, funny queer. Mmm-hmm.
Vaughan Cunningham: Well that’s a very offensive way to put it. You shouldn’t say that, Karl.

 

[zackmars]

My favorite Tombstone line. This whole exchange is just excellent:

"Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him."

O Brother Where Art Thou? is chock full of good lines:

"Well ain't this place a geographical oddity?! Two weeks from everywhere!"

"Thank you folks! And remember, Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws!"

Oh George, not the livestock!

Say, any you boys smitthys?

Lots of respectable people been hit by trains!

 

[Dad_Roman]

Actually a life truth....

“ you never know what events are going to transpire to get you home”


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[deemus]

Damn! We're in a tight spot.

Well me and you was gonna fornicate!

What the he’ll does he know? He’s just an ignorant old man!

 

[deemus]

"He's got a daddy named Forrest too?"

Sorry I messed up your Black Panther party.

 

[SQLGeek]

Damn! We're in a tight spot.

"You stole from my kin!"