I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ars and I'm all out of bubble gum

[EZ-E]

"

 

[Vaquero]

These oil cans are defective

 

[EZ-E]

Private Eightball: Believe it or not, but under fire, Animal Mother can be a wonderful human being. All he needs is somebody throwing hand grenades at him for the rest of his life.

 

[SQLGeek]

"

Have anything to declare?

Yeah! Don't go to England.

 

[deemus]

These oil cans are defective

I finally found out what my special purpose is for. I'm going to be doing this alot.

 

[oldag]

Oddball:
"drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know."

"I only ride ’em, I don’t know what makes ’em work."

"Don’t hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning."

"These engines are the fastest in any tanks in the European Theater of Operations, forwards or backwards. You see, man, we like to feel we can get out of trouble, quicker than we got into it."

 

[BRD@66]

"Hey you're s'posed to be the fastest thing in the Valley man, but that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car! I'm sorta' embarrassed to be this close to ya!"

"Remember when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of u and umtion."

"In Switzerland they had brotherly love. And they had 500 years of democracy and peace and what did it produce? The coocoo clock."

 

[BRD@66]

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads"

"I see you shiver with antici.............pation"

"Sheriff Farley, just to refresh the court's memory, what caliber bullet was used to murder Jimmy Willis?"

 

[BRD@66]

"never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

"What would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet with a 327 cu. in. engine and a 4 bbl carburetor?"

"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters."

 

[BRD@66]

"..when will you people ever learn, we're never outgunned."

J.Sparrow- "I once sailed with a geezer who lost both his arms and part of his eye."
Gibbs - "What did you call him?"
JS - "Larry".

R.O.U.S.'s? Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.

 

[plinkr]

Well, that's just your opinion, man.
- The Dude

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[ZX9RCAM]

 

[BRD@66]

Briggs was right - you guys don't have enough experience.

Many Shubs & Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you.

Pinkley: Where are you from son?,
Soldier: Madison City, MO, sir.
Pinkley: (spits) Never heard of it.

 

[plinkr]

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: "Bullsh-t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

 

[mroper]

It's Frank-en-steen
What brain did you get me ?
Abby Abby Normal

 

[BRD@66]

Holy Christ! We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess

Cindy: What happened to Sully? Matrix: I let him go

Teddy Barnes (to Sam Ransom): Did your mother ever wash your mouth out with soap and water?

 

[BRD@66]

"A few more steps and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp."

"They got a hundred Baryshnikovs running around. - And what do we got? What do we got? We got one heavily armed recreational vehicle here, man."

"If they pay me off in tortillas, I'm gonna shoot 'em right in the eye."

 

[Vaquero]

You ain't got no legs Lt. Dan

 

[Vaquero]

We're all gonna die.

 

[pronstar]

I ain’t got time to bleed...


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