I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ars and I'm all out of bubble gum

[plinkr]

I think what we have here is a failure to communicate.

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[Vaquero]

Drink of water boss?

 

[pronstar]

Commander Shears, Bridge on the River Kwai:
I'd say the odds against a successful escape are about 100 to one. But may I add another word, Colonel? The odds against survival in this camp are even worse.


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[plinkr]

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.



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[plinkr]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields


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[baboon]

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

― Mae West

 

[BRD@66]

"Kay, he's a Ballchinian!"

Yes Sir. In my case, an accident of birth. But you sir, you're a self-made man" - Fardan, 1966. The Professionals

"See if we were in Germany I would have to make yours, but we're in Italy and you gotta make mine. It's regulations."

 

[plinkr]

I'll be back.

and

Hasta la vista, baby.

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[jrbfishn]

If you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk.

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[plinkr]

Broke into the wrong goddam rec room didn't you, you bastards?!

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[BRD@66]

"Mr. President, do you have any idea how crazy that sounds?" - Bob Blair, (C Plummer) to President E Albert in Dreamscape, 1984

"..it's sorta social - demented and sad, but social." - John Bender

"C'mon...it's Czechoslovakia--- it's like going into Wisconsin!"

 

[plinkr]

‘You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?’

 

[baboon]

I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

 

[vmax]

Blazing saddles has a ton of good lines.

What are your qualifications?

Rape
Murder
Arson
Rape

You said rape twice

I like rape

Yes!

 

[vmax]

"Everytime I get to liking someone it seems they ain't around long"
Josey Wales
"I've noticed when you get to disliking someone they ain't around long neither "
Lone Watie

 

[plinkr]

Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

 

[plinkr]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

 

[BRD@66]

Billy- "That's a Tyrannosaurus";
Dr. Grant- "I don't think so. It sounds bigger."

"Hey, you wanna make $14 the hard way?"

"Creasy's art is death and he's about to paint his masterpiece."

 

[Dad_Roman]

QUOTE="Vaquero

Billy, you know somethin. What is it?

Im scared Pancho.

Bullshit, you aint afraid of no man.

Theres something out there waiting for us....It aint no man......We're all gonna die.
============================================
FIFY....

 

[candcallen]

Ronald Regan shortly before he slipped into Alzheimer's grip.....

Listen, and understand. That progressive Democrats are out there. They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear and are religious Extremist terrorist like in their sense of divine right. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you and our country and way of life are dead.




He watched terminator the night before
so... but hes not called the great communicator for nothing.