I hate using the thing to begin with:
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Nope, I'm stoppin' at the Red River. Speaking of the Red River, my ex and I were flying back from Chicago once-(-How long ago? We were fly ing Braniff.) The pilot came on the speaker and said " Folks, If you look out the windows you will see that we are over the Red River----" I don't know what else he said, everybody was cheering so loud we could not hear him. Bunch of stupid Texans.Keep your horses well fed and ready to saddle, we may all end up riding to Richmond to join Marse Robt. E. Lee's calvary and march on Fort Sumpter.atriot:
You got it wrong, boys. The reason I couldn't hear the pilot was because I was cheering the loudest!! I left Texas for three months, long ago, realized my mistake, and returned swiftly.