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  • baboon

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    May 6, 2008
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    Out here by the lake!
    Must be minimum 55 years old, minimum 30 years straight employment with minimum 10 years stretch part time job, or a job that had mandatory OT taxed away from you like you worked 2 jobs at once. Body must be failing apart from years on job. Owes little or nothing, former military service a plus, combat vet ++, wounded vet +++. Adult children have moved on in life & become productive.

    Wants free everything that was promised, needs no free place to shoot but wants ammo & weapons like FJB gave Taliban. Wants all the crap Butt Sex Barry gave away. Wants the fair share of what every president & congress critter has gotten out of screwing us. Want's to free kill people like the Clinton's & gotten away with.

    I want the ability to point a finger & start investgation on past presidents & congress. Must be allowed unlimited money from persoel accounts of past presdidents & congress. Every penny spent on Aid to forigen countries returned with interest. UN out of US, US out of UN. Repreations for every penny spent at war we really did not need be in.

    Yall fell free to add to this.
     

    Sasquatch

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    Apr 20, 2020
    4,793
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    Magnolia
    Too young to enlist in your army, but hey, more power to ya. Now get out there on a Rascal scooter and raise some hell!
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    dsgrey

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    Oct 25, 2015
    1,341
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    Denton County
    Minimum 30 years straight employment? Hmm, I have 36 years in my field but was laid off 9 weeks ago so I guess that's my only disqualification. I should be starting a new job in about 3 weeks but I won't last another 30 years to hit that benchmark once again :laughing:
     

    Axxe55

    Retired Gentleman Farmer.
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    Dec 15, 2019
    41,764
    96
    Lost in East Texas
    I only fail to qualify due to never having had children.
    If I had, I would have sold them before the age of five when they bring the most money.

    We never had any either, it sure was a easier putting up with each other with no kids in the way.
    M e neither. I just think of not having any reasons to dealing with ex-wives and child support!
     

    Axxe55

    Retired Gentleman Farmer.
    Rating - 0%
    0   0   0
    Dec 15, 2019
    41,764
    96
    Lost in East Texas
    Must be minimum 55 years old, minimum 30 years straight employment with minimum 10 years stretch part time job, or a job that had mandatory OT taxed away from you like you worked 2 jobs at once. Body must be failing apart from years on job. Owes little or nothing, former military service a plus, combat vet ++, wounded vet +++. Adult children have moved on in life & become productive.

    Wants free everything that was promised, needs no free place to shoot but wants ammo & weapons like FJB gave Taliban. Wants all the crap Butt Sex Barry gave away. Wants the fair share of what every president & congress critter has gotten out of screwing us. Want's to free kill people like the Clinton's & gotten away with.

    I want the ability to point a finger & start investgation on past presidents & congress. Must be allowed unlimited money from persoel accounts of past presdidents & congress. Every penny spent on Aid to forigen countries returned with interest. UN out of US, US out of UN. Repreations for every penny spent at war we really did not need be in.

    Yall fell free to add to this.
    59 spent over 40 years bustin my ass to make other people money,

    Wher's my free dhit?
     
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