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In Trouble With the Wife

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  1. Dawico

    Dawico Uncoiled Lifetime Member

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    Tell her to calm down. That always works.
     


  2. Vaquero

    Vaquero San Saba Songbird

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    Foosball is the debil.
     
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  3. 69ChevelleLSX

    69ChevelleLSX New Member

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    You’ve blown your chance. When your wife catches you have to act disgusted. You say something like look at this nasty -itch honey.
     
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  4. Coiled

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    If you had a ding ding, the Mrs. would kick it.
     
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  5. Coiled

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    Made it 30sec into the vid . . . meh.
     
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  6. JCC

    JCC Well-Known

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    Time to buy more guns. How much trouble could you possibly get into?

    Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
     
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  7. benenglish

    benenglish Lifetime Supporter Staff Member Lifetime Member Admin

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    A "meh" response to Shakira? Hmm. That does not compute...
     
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  8. Coiled

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    Shakira blows balls!

    I meant to say . . . :p
     
  9. F350-6

    F350-6 TGT Addict Lifetime Member

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    Tell her you can look, but you can't touch. Besides, she's wearing plenty of clothes in the video. I'm sure you're wife at some point since marriage has seen a guy in swim trunks other than you, which is actually less clothing than she had on the that low resolution video.

    Now please go find a video where she spends the whole time shaking her front side instead of the back and I'll stay tuned.
     
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  10. Coiled

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    Ok, honestly, I knew the name much more than the look so after a descent search, she has a VERY attractive face but the bod? I prefer more boob :p
     


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