Intelligent People

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  1. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England.
    He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are
    there any tips you can give to me?"

    "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
    with intelligent people."

    Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

    The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer
    an intelligent riddle."

    The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send
    Tony Blair in here, would you?"

    Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
    The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have
    a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

    Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

    "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

    Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question.

    "Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not
    your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

    "I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He goes to
    his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally,
    he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next
    stall.

    Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and
    father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

    Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with Obama.

    "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

    Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, "No,
    you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

     


  2. MadMo44Mag

    MadMo44Mag TGT Addict

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    OMG that fits like a "T"!!!
     
  3. cuate

    cuate Well-Known

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    obama is known in some Japanese circles as "obaka" which translates Mr. Fool..........
    the "o" is merely honorific and could be a plain Mister....

    We might translate the Japanese to Tex-Mex Spanish and it would be Senor Pendejo
    but the gun owning, conservatives might even use Senor Tonto, which is Mr. Dumb.

    So we shall leave the nicknames as is and not add to obama the south end of a northbound horse.....Remind yourselves to get your voter registrations up to date as there will be some housecleaning in store for the nerds in Washington.
     
  4. navyguy

    navyguy TGT Addict

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    :rofl:
     
  5. 30+GSXR

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    :)
     

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