Is that a baton in your pocket or...........?????

[Alamo Ann]

I love this!! Gentlemen, stopping the TSA patdowns may be "up" to you!

Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down | The Washington Fancy

 

[TxDad]

No, its not a baton...

 

[San Antone RR]

4 trips through the line before he finally got his TSA handjob? Homeboy needs a girlfriend...

 

[Alamo Ann]

I take this as an act of protest against the TSA - not "getting his jollies" as our friend Janet perceived it.
Never knew of a obviously ambulatory 34 yr old male requiring 2 Viagras......
Perhaps if a healthy 34 year old male was faced with an impending, unfortunate beasty encounter with Janet herself. It probably require the whole bottle and two paper sacks-----not to mention years of psychotherapy.....shivers!

 

[M. Sage]

The site is a humor site.

Cantor Rejects Obama’s Offer of First Born Daughter Malia in Exchange for Higher Debt Limit | The Washington Fancy

 

[TxDad]

Still funny though. lol
How much would he think the debt would be raised with that? lol

 

[TrailDust]

I don't know why people get worked up over TSA patdowns, they virtually always use the chickenshit back-of-the-hand method anyways.....

 

[winchster]

I don't know why people get worked up over TSA patdowns, they virtually always use the chickenshit back-of-the-hand method anyways.....

Probably because they're doing it to small children and old people. Maybe just because it's a violation of the bill of rights.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Probably because they're doing it to small children and old people. Maybe just because it's a violation of the bill of rights.

This, plus a BILLION!

 

[TrailDust]

Probably because they're doing it to small children and old people. Maybe just because it's a violation of the bill of rights.

I guess I should have expanded on my sarcasm more thoroughly. That being said, you're preaching to the choir: Having my blond 10-year-old nephew get spread-eagled against a wall and frisked at Honolulu for a random "higher security" search and patdown creates a lot of anger. Meanwhile, on another flight I took, a turban-wearing Sikh was allowed to pass through security without being asked to remove his turbin for further inspection. You've got to love the TSA.....

 

[winchster]

Based on the posts of yours I've read I suspected supreme sarcasm. My answer remains the same though lol.

 

[Texas1911]

I had the idea of walking through the line with a giant kielbasa taped to my thigh down to about my knee and wearing spandex for the pat down.

 

[winchster]

I had the idea of walking through the line with a giant kielbasa taped to my thigh down to about my knee and wearing spandex for the pat down.

And hollering "a little to the left, yea just like that" while they do it too.

 

[TrailDust]

Based on the posts of yours I've read I suspected supreme sarcasm. My answer remains the same though lol.

 

[TrailDust]

I had the idea of walking through the line with a giant kielbasa taped to my thigh down to about my knee and wearing spandex for the pat down.

I thought you already did that to pick up the hot chicks at Walmart?