Is this just a Texas thing... about getting fired...

[TXARGUY]

My ass is tired! I'ma have to take my ass outta here. Gotta get my ass to bed. Gotta get up at the ass crack of dawn so I can get my ass to work so I don't get my ass fired! My wife would leave my ass!

 

[Bozz10mm]

Laughing my ass off!

 

[vmax]

Somedays I can't find my ass with both hands.

I've been there before myself

I just had to get my ass in gear

 

[coachrick]

I've been there before myself

I just had to get my ass in gear

Sometimes you have to go around your elbow to get there!

 

[robertc1024]

I fired a guy who worked for me. He spent more time at work looking up fishnet stocking sites than he did programming. Make your choices mate.

 

[Sapper740]

And i just love da round ones

LOL! Remember Garret Morris on SNL doing the skit "Womens' Problems"?

 

[coachrick]

I fired a guy who worked for me. He spent more time at work looking up fishnet stocking sites than he did programming. Make your choices mate.

You had his priorities bass-ackwards.

 

[Mike1234567]

From the movie, French Kiss (quote from Kate): "You'll become one of those hunchbacked, lonely old men, sitting in the corner of a crowded cafe, mumbling to yourself, 'My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch.' "

 

[Nates0819]

Haha this gave me a good laugh. Thanks!


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[Mike1234567]

Haha this gave me a good laugh. Thanks!


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"French Kiss" is a hilarious movie!! And I ADORE Meg Ryan......

 

[jrbfishn]

Who don't?


Sent by a idjit coffeeholic

 

[stdreb27]

We always said drug up or ran off.
Either way boss is still an asshat.

 

[Just Geri]

Like I stated before... it's a Texas obsession with ass. Me personally, I only like lady ass. Butt their are those folks who live in Austin.

I see what you did there "Butt their are those folks..."

 

[AustinN4]

does this make sense to most of you? Just checking because so many on here are new to Texas and may not have this where they come from, but around here, you don't get fired from work ,,... they actually fire your ass.

If you can get your ass kicked, why can't you get your ass fired? Makes sense to me!

 

[Vaquero]

Toyota just fired kalifornistan's ass.

 

[Mike1234567]

Kalifornikation is full of ass.