Just another day for Florida Man

[candcallen]

Florida man sexually abused dog, wreaked havoc at nearby church, and attempted to steal car in wild, action-packed outing, police say

One Florida man had quite a busy afternoon last Sunday. According to reports, he had sexual relations with a dog, knocked over several items at a church — causing hundreds of dollars in damages — then destroyed a neighborhood mailbox and attempted to steal a getaway car before he was eventually...

www.theblaze.com

 

[Eastexasrick]

Assault a labradoodle, church, mailbox, and steal a car. Busy day for Florida Man. The dog is on the lamb.

 

[deemus]

Wonder what drug he tested positive for?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Wonder what drug he tested positive for?

All of them.....

 

[candcallen]

I know what he tested negative for....

 

[Sam7sf]

Recorded by Oregon man.

 

[paknheat]

Dude boned a dog…

I wonder what the puppies are going to look like.


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[candcallen]

Dude boned a dog…

I wonder what the puppies are going to look like.


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Thry Didn't say it was a girl dog.... yikes! Lol

 

[deemus]

Ya just had to go there….

 

[Sam7sf]

“According to witnesses, 36-year-old Chad Mason of Orlando was taking a friend's goldendoodle for a walk in an apartment complex that afternoon when he suddenly began having sex with the dog in full view of the public, including at least one child.”

Just walking the dog and got horny.