Just another day for Florida Man

[candcallen]

Florida man sexually abused dog, wreaked havoc at nearby church, and attempted to steal car in wild, action-packed outing, police say

One Florida man had quite a busy afternoon last Sunday. According to reports, he had sexual relations with a dog, knocked over several items at a church — causing hundreds of dollars in damages — then destroyed a neighborhood mailbox and attempted to steal a getaway car before he was eventually...

www.theblaze.com

 

[Eastexasrick]

Assault a labradoodle, church, mailbox, and steal a car. Busy day for Florida Man. The dog is on the lamb.

 

[deemus]

Wonder what drug he tested positive for?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Wonder what drug he tested positive for?

All of them.....

 

[candcallen]

I know what he tested negative for....

 

[Sam7sf]

Recorded by Oregon man.

 

[paknheat]

Dude boned a dog…

I wonder what the puppies are going to look like.


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[candcallen]

Dude boned a dog…

I wonder what the puppies are going to look like.


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Thry Didn't say it was a girl dog.... yikes! Lol

 

[deemus]

Ya just had to go there….

 

[Sam7sf]

“According to witnesses, 36-year-old Chad Mason of Orlando was taking a friend's goldendoodle for a walk in an apartment complex that afternoon when he suddenly began having sex with the dog in full view of the public, including at least one child.”

Just walking the dog and got horny.

 

[Shady]

I guess the dog walking in front of him shaking its booty just turned him into an animal

 

[candcallen]

Ya just had to go there….

Nope I'd never go there.

 

[msharley]

“According to witnesses, 36-year-old Chad Mason of Orlando was taking a friend's goldendoodle for a walk in an apartment complex that afternoon when he suddenly began having sex with the dog in full view of the public, including at least one child.”

Just walking the dog and got horny.

 

[candcallen]

Florida man travels....

Nude Florida man arrested after wild chase in stolen school bus with a dead deer in the back

Pennsylvania police arrested a Florida man driving a stolen school bus with a dead deer in the back following a wild, multi-county pursuit, multiple outlets reported."Not only is it a felony because it’s a vehicle but the new part you add into it now, were there any children inside? Did the male...

www.theblaze.com

 

[Glenn B]

Florida Man may be weird but the guy screwing the dog did not out do Texas Man:

Texas man who had sex with a horse is jailed for 10 years

Jean Marie Bugoma, 24, was convicted after pleading guilty to bestiality.

nypost.com

Nut jobs seem to abound all over.

 

[deemus]

OK, Texas don't claim that guy.....

 

[no2gates]

Florida Man may be weird but the guy screwing the dog did not out do Texas Man:

Texas man who had sex with a horse is jailed for 10 years

Jean Marie Bugoma, 24, was convicted after pleading guilty to bestiality.

nypost.com

Nut jobs seem to abound all over.

Maybe he moved here from Florida?

 

[Tnhawk]

Maybe he moved here from Florida?

or California?

 

[baboon]

Wonder what drug he tested positive for?

If it was about the drugs Hunter Biden would had long ago moved there.

 

[baboon]

Dude boned a dog…

I wonder what the puppies are going to look like.


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Apparently they fit right in with todays mongoloids. I have seen more of hollywierd elite kids then I was raped by Bigfoot dudes kids.