Kids and beer

TxPhantom

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Apr 5, 2008
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Frisco, Texas
A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'.
> Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching . . . .
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> 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
> Tim, 7 years old
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> 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. '
> Mellanie, 7 years old
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> 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
> Grady, 7 years old
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> ''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
> Toby, 7 years old
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> 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
> Sarah, 7 years old
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> 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
> Lilly, 7 years old
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> 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
> Ethan, 7 years old
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> 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
> Shirley, 7 years old
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> 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father.
> Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
> Jack, 7 years
 

MadMo44Mag

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A little off topic but from the mouths of babes comes big trouble!!!

I good friend of mine is always asking his 7 year old boy questions like - Matt did you see the Ta-tas on that girl and Matt is that not a nice butt on that girl, and so on.
Well one fine day He, his wife and son were all walking along at the local mall when Matt loudly proclaims "dad look; is that's the same lady with the nice ta-ta's you were watching in the video store last week"
Lest us say my good friend found himself in a very nasty mess with his wire.
He stayed at his moms house for 6 weeks till his wire let him back in the door.
Little Matt still points these things out to his dad but never around mom any more.
 

TxPhantom

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Apr 5, 2008
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Frisco, Texas
A little off topic but from the mouths of babes comes big trouble!!!

I good friend of mine is always asking his 7 year old boy questions like - Matt did you see the Ta-tas on that girl and Matt is that not a nice butt on that girl, and so on.
Well one fine day He, his wife and son were all walking along at the local mall when Matt loudly proclaims "dad look; is that's the same lady with the nice ta-ta's you were watching in the video store last week"
Lest us say my good friend found himself in a very nasty mess with his wire.
He stayed at his moms house for 6 weeks till his wire let him back in the door.
Little Matt still points these things out to his dad but never around mom any more.
Hope Matt's mother doesn't read this forum!
 

txinvestigator

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I love that list!

A LEO friend of mine was in the car with his wife and 10 year old boy. A prison bus (old converted and painted gray school bus) drove by and his son said, "hey look Dad, those scumbags are going to school!".. :eek:
 

Big country

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Cedar Park,TX
I love that list!

A LEO friend of mine was in the car with his wife and 10 year old boy. A prison bus (old converted and painted gray school bus) drove by and his son said, "hey look Dad, those scumbags are going to school!".. :eek:
That is great
 
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