Make a Woman Mad in 4 Words

[Alpha.Geek]

I'll raise you -2 words, to make them flip...
"RELAX, B...!"
or
"B..., RELAX!"

See how THAT goes over...

This thread reminds me of the cop-car sceene in 1st episode of The Walking Dead...

 

[msharley]

Calm down.

Yes dear.

 

[jrbfishn]

Did you hear me?
Don't roll your eyes!
You heard me right.
I didn't hear you.
Can you speak up?

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[Sasquatch]

See You Next Tuesday

I bought a motorcycle

Goin to your sister's

Your sister looks gorgeous

Your mom looks gorgeous

Your friend looks smokin'

Get ready to rumble!

Barefoot, pregnant, kitchen, now

The laundry is dirty

I destroyed the toilet

The toilet is plugged

Come plunge the toilet

You burned dinner, again

Is your period here?

Wow your skin's bad

Rub my back, baby

Now rub lower, lower

Woa, too low, cowboy

 

[Wildcat Diva]

I think that one was used above a couple of times, lol

Yep, I did see that. Thought I would continue to post my first impulse because thought the emphasis implied by that response being repeated so often here might help someone.

 

[jrbfishn]

This is absolutely true in my house.

You're blind, I'm deaf.
She is, I am.

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[Daley_G]

"you talking to me?" (when I'm the only one around)
"are you still talking?"

 

[msharley]

Now What!?

 

[Sasquatch]

Good romp, I'm hungry

The beds all wet

The condom slipped off

Just the tip, promise

I'll do it soon

I'm busy right now

I'm taking a crap

Bring me some TP

 

[Daley_G]

Look at her.... "features"!

 

[SARGE67]

You sure are pretty.

 

[seeker_two]

 

[mad88minute]

Mom's spaghetti is better.

I still hear about this 17 years later.

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[Daley_G]

Cannot
Understand
Normal
Thinking

 

[robertc1024]

Do you need that?

 

[Daley_G]

Not with mine. Like most ladies with any class, she despises it; however she does agree that the acronym fits.

 

[JCC]

this

 

[JCC]

Mom's spaghetti is better.

I still hear about this 17 years later.

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they dont like to let go of things do they?

 

[candcallen]

Surrender the credit cards!

 

[jrbfishn]

I'm not eating THAT!
You cremated dinner, again?


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