Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla

[Wolfwood]

This is a bogus Website. It is the National Enquirer of the Internet.

lol not quite.
it is bogus yeah, but it is jsut fake news, and obviously fake news.
not the kind that take sitself seriously, just a bunch of jokes. in article form lol

 

[Wolfwood]

The Onion is awesome.

+10

 

[M. Sage]

This is a bogus Website. It is the National Enquirer of the Internet.

It's better than the Enquirer, by a long way.

You're not meant to believe it, it's just a spin on how over-the-top the "news" has gotten. I love reading it in hard copy, too...

 

[Wraith]

Sometimes the monkey spanks you.

 

[M. Sage]

Sometimes the monkey spanks you.

Oh, you're killing me!!!

 

[TrailDust]

This whole thing reminds me of being in Saudi and near our base was a compound/business that kept wild animals for rent to wealthy Saudis who wanted cheetahs, gazelles, whatever on their property. One of the keepers was a Pakistani guy who carried on a love affair with a female chimpanzee, I kid you not. His antics with this ape were legendary on base....