Marriage

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  1. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband.

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

    'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
     


  2. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    Blood Sport!
     
  3. cowboy45

    cowboy45 Active Member

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    Thats funny!
     
  4. MadMo44Mag

    MadMo44Mag TGT Addict

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    Lmao!!!!
     
  5. dbgun

    dbgun TGT Addict

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    +1....:lolz:
     
  6. Big country

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    That is funny. I laughed my ass off!:rofl::rofl:
     
  7. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    LOL.
     
  8. onac255

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    haha awesome.
     
  9. usmcpmi

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    ...then make me a sandwich!
     
  10. Bigs Wife

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    That is hilarious! Big wouldn't be able to walk again. Just saying.
     

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