Maxine tells it like it is!

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  1. slim jim

    slim jim Official News Guy

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    Maxine tells it like it is!

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    I bought a bird feeder. I hung
    it on my back porch and filled

    it with seed. What a beauty of

    a bird feeder it is, as I filled it

    lovingly with seed. Within a

    week we had hundreds of birds

    taking advantage of the

    continuous flow of free and

    easily accessible food.


    But then the birds started

    building nests in the boards

    of the patio, above the table,

    and next to the barbecue.


    Then came the poop. It was

    everywhere: on the patio tile,

    the chairs, the table .

    everywhere!


    Then some of the birds

    turned mean. They would

    dive bomb me and try to

    peck me even though I had

    fed them out of my own

    pocket.


    And others birds were

    boisterous and loud. They

    sat on the feeder and

    squawked and screamed at

    all hours of the day and night

    and demanded that I fill it

    when it got low on food.


    After a while, I couldn't even

    sit on my own back porch

    anymore. So I took down the

    bird feeder and in three days

    the birds were gone. I cleaned

    up their mess and took down

    the many nests they had built

    all over the patio.


    Soon, the back yard was like

    it used to be.... quiet, serene

    and no one demanding their

    rights to a free meal.


    Now let's see.

    Our government gives out

    free food, subsidized housing,

    free medical care, and free

    education and allows anyone

    born here to be an automatic

    citizen.


    Then the illegals came by the

    tens of thousands. Suddenly

    our taxes went up to pay for

    free services; small apartments

    are housing 5 families; you

    have to wait 6 hours to be seen

    by an emergency room doctor;

    your child's 2nd grade class is

    behind other schools because

    over half the class doesn't speak

    English.


    Corn Flakes now come in a

    bilingual box; I have to

    'press one' to hear my bank

    talk to me in English, and

    people waving flags other
    than 'Old Glory' are

    squawking and screaming

    in the streets, demanding

    more rights and free liberties.


    Just my opinion, but maybe

    it's time for the government

    to take down the bird feeder.

    If you agree, pass it on; if not,

    continue cleaning up the poop!





     


  2. mac79912

    mac79912 Well-Known

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    Amen brother!:banger:
     

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