May all our enemies be this inept. - Fire Bomber Fail

[matefrio]

Watch the Video. This guy just can't get it right. That's good but I found myself yelling at him.

Port Richmond firebomb suspect caught on camera | 6abc.com

Police said surveillance video recovered from the area "depicted an unknown male attempting to firebomb the residence unsuccessfully five times."

 

[Acera]

I would have thought that the impact against the window would have gotten some attention from the home occupants. Pretty sure most on this board would have been up and taking some action.............

Sec. 9.42. DEADLY FORCE TO PROTECT PROPERTY. A person is justified in using deadly force against another to protect land or tangible, movable property:

(1) if he would be justified in using force against the other under Section 9.41; and
(2) when and to the degree he reasonably believes the deadly force is immediately necessary:
(A) to prevent the other's imminent commission of arson, burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, theft during the nighttime, or criminal mischief during the nighttime; or

(B) to prevent the other who is fleeing immediately after committing burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, or theft during the nighttime from escaping with the property; and
(3) he reasonably believes that:
(A) the land or property cannot be protected or recovered by any other means; or
(B) the use of force other than deadly force to protect or recover the land or property would expose the actor or another to a substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury.

 

[rushthezeppelin]

They should speed up the video and play the Benny Hill music in the background.

This comment made me laugh real hard

 

[Dredens]

Wow. This guy is just failing at life here

 

[jrbfishn]

Should have joined the boy scouts, maybe the he could have started a fire.


from a non-recovering coffeeholic