May not be real , but REAL funny !

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  1. randmplumbingllc

    randmplumbingllc Active Member

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    Even if it is not true I wish I would have written it. I am not sure I would have wanted the adrenalin rush that would go with it, but then …

    Subject: Who cares if it is true I like it



    This Ad Was Posted to Craig's List Personals:

    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
    Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 AM EST.

    I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.

    You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

    I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

    First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

    My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

    Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it?

    I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

    After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

    I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Gos, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

    I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

    Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
    Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

    Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

    In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

    Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

    Have a good day!

    Thoughtfully yours,
    Alex
     


  2. Big country

    Big country TGT Addict

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! probably for the rest of the day. I hope he did do all that if he was robbed. He should have just kept all the robbers stuff and walked it to the police station but it sounds more .............. fulfilling doing it this way!
     
  3. cuate

    cuate Well-Known

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    Yeah, I got that in an email a day or so ago, too.....Made my day !! Wish it were true time after time but probably is just for entertainment...
     
  4. randmplumbingllc

    randmplumbingllc Active Member

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    In THIS world..........WHO KNOWS ! I can only wish it is true, can't I ?
     
  5. Wedge

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    Amen.true or not great story. I actually read that about a year ago but it never gets old.
     
  6. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    Would be funny if true. However, I would not have called the authorities. Your phone or his, your backside would be intruded upon in the federal pen.
     
  7. Jason

    Jason Well-Known

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    I do wonder if the story had some truth at one time, but I think the last time I read it he was wearing a Hilfiger jacket...
     
  8. radioflyer

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    that right there's funny i don't care who you are!!:lolz:
     

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