Micro chip implant allows terrorists to speak to god

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  1. MadMo44Mag

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    THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

    The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

    When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.


    It comes in various sizes:


    The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.

    The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
    Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

    Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

    Best regards, USMC
     


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  2. TrailDust

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    Cephalic removal = a good terrorist.

    :happy0001:
     
  3. Big country

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    You forgot the fact that the microchip can be implanted without the terrorists knowledge from a great distance away with the proper technician on the job.
     
  4. MadMo44Mag

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    Yes the chip may be implanted by a remote technician.
    In fact that is the prefered method although it take a much higher skill level technician.
    There are also terrorist that require multiple in-plantations to speed them along there way to a healthy conversation with the all-mighty!
     
  5. Big country

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     

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