Stealing these from all over the Internet. Been getting a kick out of them. Cold Biker The biker was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a zipper or any buttons. Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy,"I can't drive cold like this anymore with the air hitting me in my chest." After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the cold air from hitting him. So they were driving down the road and they came around this curb and wrecked. The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what happened. The police asked him,"are either of them showing any life signs?" The farmer then said, "well, that first one was 'til I turned his head around the right way."