That is why you use blasting caps, avout 100' of lasting wire, and a blasting machine. I could be bribed to let you use my old twist type generator machine if you ahve enough small pistol primers to rent it.And if he lights a short fuse, he earns a new nickname, Stumpy!
To the OP. Do you have any friends with select fire NFA weapons or friends with rifles equipped wiht binary trigger systems? Great way to anoy the neighbors is to have all your frineds over for an old fashion MACHINE GUN SHOOT. Helps to invite local LE over for some shooting fun too, especially if someone has a NFA Thompson with a 100 round drum mag.