Names of people you could never date

[deemus]

In honor of Valentines Day, who can't you date? (Assuming you were single).

So you are out to meet someone, you meet a hottie, but you find out her name is __________ and it's an immediate deal breaker.

I have two, Debbie and Sherry.

Who are yours?

 

[mroper]

Crystal every single one I have met or known about is a physco

 

[Southpaw]

Keeping in mind what is out there these days, I would say any "girl" with any of these names would be a deal breaker for sure.

https://www.babble.com/pregnancy/1000-most-popular-boy-names/

 

[AustinN4]

Keeping in mind what is out there these days, I would say any "girl" with any of these names would be a deal breaker for sure.
https://www.babble.com/pregnancy/1000-most-popular-boy-names/

You are shopping on the wrong aisle.

 

[craigntx]

Clitisha

Yes its real

 

[Ole Cowboy]

I don't know about names, but having been single for nearly 25 years I found that any girl between the age of 29-30 avoid at all costs. When they hit 29 they go into the age 30 downhill spiral, they hit bottom sometime at age 30 and don't come out of it till they get to be 31.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

They have names?

 

[karlac]

Caitlin or Chelsea, for damned sure ...

 

[Ole Cowboy]

They have names?

YES!

Lets see, there was Nurse 1, Nurse 2, Nurse 3....Nurse 7

 

[Vaquero]

Sue

 

[karlac]

Sue

"Well my daddy left home when I was three"

 

[majormadmax]

Crystal every single one I have met or known about is a physco

That's true for about any woman with a stripper name!

For me, it's usually any unisex/androgynous names; which is odd because my wife's has one (it's on this list)...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unisex_name#English

 

[Southpaw]

You are shopping on the wrong aisle.

No need to shop anywhere these days for me, but nowadays, you'd be hard pressed in many cases to tell what you are getting by looking at the wrapper. I know you think you could, I did too until I had to work with one who was born a "Lois" but we all knew as "Lou". If not for her not changing her birth name and a few loose lipped managers, no one would have known.

 

[gdr_11]

Candy, Barbie and especially Hillary

 

[AustinN4]

Candy, Barbie and especially Hillary

Never ever Hillary!

 

[TreyG-20]

Jackie, Susan, Shelley, Julie. Last 2 are my sister and my mom. First 2 are ruined by past experience.

 

[deemus]

I should probably add Molly to the list too.

 

[benenglish]

...my sister and my mom...

Ditto. Linda and Marjorie are a no-go for me.

 

[RevolverGuy]

Hillary

I see someone beat me to it, so I’ll add my ex’s name: Kelly.

No, come to think of it, here’s one I’d date:

https://www.google.com/amp/www.dail...ok-showcases-ample-assets-sizzling-shots.html

 

[General Zod]

Marilyn, Jayne, Maureen, Grace...because it's the wrong decade, and they've all passed on.

Oh, you meant women I actually would have a chance of meeting? Where's the fun in that...

Ah, Maureen O'Sullivan...