Names of people you could never date

[rman]

Timothy

Sent from my SIG Sauer

 

[RevolverGuy]

Hedy...how could I forget Hedy? Beautiful and brilliant.

That’s Hedley!!!!

 

[TreyG-20]

Timothy

Sent from my SIG Sauer

I don't even want to ask.

 

[Moonpie]

Down here there is a guy running for Constable.
His name is Robin Rape. I shit you not.

Years back there was a lady running for County Clerk.
Her last name was Moff. First name Jackie. I shit you not.

 

[BRD@66]

I don't even want to ask.

He's cannibal fodder.

 

[deemus]

He's cannibal fodder.

"It puts the lotion on the skin...."

 

[benenglish]

Her last name was Moff. First name Jackie. I shit you not.

I remember a wedding announcement in my hometown paper when two kids, one from the Fuchs family and one from the Cox family, got married. The standard, hyphenated headline was priceless.

 

[Renegade]

Anything hyphenated

 

[robertc1024]

Bessie.

Not that I hold anything against it, but it was what my grandmother went by.

Or possibly Rose. I struggle between a seriously psychotic girlfriend, and a beloved aunt.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

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Or possibly Rose. I struggle between a seriously psychotic girlfriend, and a beloved aunt.

 

[TxStetson]

There was a cook on my first ship whose last name was Meehoff. Of course his nickname was Jack.