Never cheat on a Southern Woman

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  1. Shorts

    Shorts TGT Addict TGT Supporter

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    NEVER CHEAT ON A SOUTHERN WOMAN!

    A Southern wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the backdoor, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his hoo-ha in a vice, then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you? The wife put the saw in her husband's hand and said...... 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire. You do whatever you want.


     


  2. DCortez

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    OUCH!

    Need I say it? ... Stealing and emailing
     
  3. GM.Chief

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    HAHAHAHAHA....I think that's a bit closer to what my wife would do to me than the super-glue thread...LOL
     
  4. boycan

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    I think shorts needs to be reported to Bobama, that sounds like there could be a threat to all MANkind in there somewhere!:patriot::mad0079::patriot::banger::rofl::banger:
     
  5. DCortez

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    DOHbama is the woman in that relationship, he'd offer up some empathy.
     
  6. Shorts

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    LOL

    I've been on his watch list since he came into office. I'm sure I'm an easy cross-reference :lolz:
     
  7. cowboy45

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    My humble dos centavos advice would be if you are going to cheat, dont own a saw or a vice. Borrow your neighbors:hammerhead:
    Other side is dont cheat:texas:

    Ill tell You a story sometime about a guy that thought it was safe half way round the world. True Story. I used to do business with him. Houston business man that had a whole nother family and the wifey found pics on the camcorder.:hammerhead:
     
  8. GM.Chief

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    One woman is more than enough, let alone a whole family. Why in the world anyone cheats is beyond me, but to have a whole second family...geesh. However, I'd love to hear the story!:happy0001:
     
  9. cowboy45

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    Remind me this weekend and I will tell it to you. I wont use his real name as he is still down there and if you drive I-45 north you pass his business I am trying to get the yard ready to mow in the am and then fire the smoker up in the am I am a little busy right now. It is a funny story, right now I cant relate it very well. {maybe too much cerveza?, NAHHH}:rofl:
     
  10. Stumpy

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    :mad0079:
    that was so painful to read it almost wasnt funny...
     

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