NK lands man on SUN....wait, what?

[rushthezeppelin]

North Korea Becomes The First Country to Land a Man on the- Wait, what?

Man I hope we never become THIS brainwashed here in America. Sadly we are headed down this long, arduous path already. The sad part is there are many people here with HS diplomas that would believe this story if said with a straight enough face.

 

[robertc1024]

lol - 92.7 million miles away from us and he's coming home this evening.

 

[jrbfishn]

A good laugh


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[GlockOwner]

Here's an objection that fits the story: But he went there at 2am?! The sun isn't even out at 2am! What'd he do, just sit in space and wait for the sunrise?!

 

[rushthezeppelin]

Here's an objection that fits the story: But he went there at 2am?! The sun isn't even out at 2am! What'd he do, just sit in space and wait for the sunrise?!

"It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings."

Freaking genius

 

[jrbfishn]

Everyone knows 17 yr olds are immortal.


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[Kennydale]

The Truth Is. They were approached by Chinese Scientists and told they would be blinded by the bright light and burnt by the intense heat. Kim Jong Un told the Chinese Scientists ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WAIT FOR IT ! ........................................................................................................................................................................................

They solved that problem ....................THEY WERE SENDING THEM UP AT NIGHT ! <rimshot>

 

[itchin]

Lol. Took me a minute til I realized it was satire.