Not a Republic...Yet...

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    As I was going through screening at McAllen Internation Airport, there is a Border Patrol agent standing there asking people in the line heading to the metal detectors if they were U.S. citizens. I was about fourth in line, and he asked me the same question, and me of course being the smart ass that I am replied, "No sir, I am a Texas citizen." Most of the people in the line started to laugh, and he just smiled, and nodded. The lady in front of me, a very, very good looking older woman, whispers over her shoulder, "We haven't seceeded, yet." That of course left me with a smile. Thankfully, she was seated across the aisle from me, so we chatted it up all the way to DFW.

    My wife of course wasn't too happy I spent the entire flight talking with another woman, but assured her that after a week away from home, she's the only woman I am thinking about now. :lolz:

    Rock on! :texas:

    Brad L.
     


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    Maybe not so cougar-ish as you put it, but definately a business type, but hearing the click clack of her high heels definately got the 'ol heart a pumping... :happy0001:

    Rock on! :texas:

    Brad L.
     
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    Yes, I wholeheartedly agree. She definately had the 'look' but being a married man, its a test of wills to keep certain parts of my anatomy from leading the way.

    Rock on! :texas:

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    LOL, that reminds me of an old joke..

    Married couple bed down for the night, but they start getting frisky. They start going hot and heavy at it, biting, clawing, hair pulling, the whole nine yards. Thirty minutes go by. An hour, and they're still hot and heavy at it. After two hours of love making, they both finally roll into their respective spots on the bed, breathing heavily, sweat pouring off of both of them. The wife finally says with a panting breath, "So, you cant think of anyone else either?":happy0001:

    Rock on! :texas:

    Brad L.
     

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