NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[Dad_Roman]

Mornin Zoo Crew!

Man that was some kinda baaaad week for me at work.

Glad that shits over..........for now.

 

[seeker_two]

My brother used to have sex with carps almost every weekend, from r/offmychest

My brother used to have sex with carps almost every weekend.

I am telling this story because my brother gave me permission to write about it to warn others. I am a girl, so I don’t understand these problems fully however it explains to me why some guys switch their sexual preferences back and forth.

When we were kids, my dad often took my brother fishing. When he turned 12 he decided to put carp on his organ and that was the first time he experienced it and became addicted. I figured out it only when I decided to go fishing with them when my brother was already 16. Because this time the carp cut his penis with one tooth this fish has. But before that almost every weekend he had sex with carps. I am an older sister, so we had a serious talk. 1 year later when he first tried to have sex with a girl, nothing worked. He visited doctors and urologists, but no one knew the reason why he was impotent at such a young age. But once he was looking at old pictures with our dad and fishing pictures with carp he got a boner. It’s insane to see how his whole life was destroyed by innocent playing with fish… he said that now he got a big painting of a carp above his bed, so he can have sex with girls. However his sexual preference still didn’t change and he said that one on one with a girl even if he wants to have sex, his penis doesn’t work until he sees a carp.

That whole thing is a load of carp....

 

[candcallen]

That whole thing is a load of carp....

 

[MountainGirl]

That whole thing is a load of carp....

Yeah... it sounded fishy to me.

 

[wakosama]

 

[Moonpie]

It’s almost better than range time!

 

[Axxe55]

time for a nap!

 

[Tnhawk]

time for a nap!

I'd like to get a nap but since putting a contract on a house I've been continually answering emails and supplying documents for the mortgage company.

 

[FNORD]

time for a nap!

I resemble that remark.

 

[Chewbacca7685]

Top o the mornin northern Texans. Windy and chilly down here today. 58 degrees.


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